This isn't life or death.
People get so damn asshurt over fucking words. Cartoon, otaku, and weeaboo come to mind. How about this? I talk a lot, hence I need a myriad of words at my disposal so I can have a conversation that doesn't sound like "This anime is the best anime to anime!" "Uh dude, I think you forgot the word anime..." "Oh yeah, right, anime, thanks for that. Anime."Does your life hurt if I call it a cartoon? Okay, let's look at this... it's a Japanese... cartoon.
Ya see what I did there?
Otaku, one of my favs people cry lack of lube in their asses about. I am well aware that if I ever get to visit Japan, I would NEVER fucking want to tell someone that I consider myself an otaku because that's reserved for people they consider obsessed freaks. Words have different meanings in different countries.
Let's look at this... what are my other options besides otaku? Anime nerd or anime fan (tl;dr) ... ... ... or nothing. Come on people, if you'd quit clenching your asses so tightly, it wouldn't hurt so bad.
Weeaboo. Ahhh the weeaboo, how much do I hate thee? True weeaboos have ruined the humor of using pretty much any and all Japanese words, even sparingly. Fuck you and your excessive, stupid, and ill-placed kawaiis and -desus, you sound like a schmuck; yes, all of us fucking know that shit, but the rest of us have some fucking self goddamn respect unlike you.
You sound like a moron. Stop that shit.
The only time I have ever ever ever ever in my LIFE been compelled to want to grab my face and scream "KAWAII!!!!!" (and yes, cunts, I know how to fucking pronounce it, some of us actually took Japanese in college) was when I walked in and my then 6 year old was singing the theme song to "Chi's Sweet Home" in his adorable voice while copying the Japanese sounds. XD XD XD If he's singing in Japanese, WHY would I not call him CUTE in Japanese? Oh yeah, because weeaboos fucked it up.
So after I got done wringing my hands, wiggling my ass strangely (y'all have done watched anime--don't fucking act like you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about,) and being all starry-eyed at the cuteness of epic unparalleled proportions, I told the kid to shut the fuck up and quit acting like such a goddamn weeaboo for fuck's sake because he's embarrassing Mommy.
Further, if non-Japanese speakers using Japanese words makes us weeaboos... What the fucking fuck does that make the Japanese?! Weeaboos as well? Booawees? Beeawoos? Soobaeew?! I don't think I've ever listened to any anime theme song that didn't have some very awkwardly misplaced and misused English words in it. Just so you know, I'm having a Gooruden Taimu in this Puresshaa Geemu with my Boodaa rain Pookaa feisu (Are you confused?)... if we're okay with the Japanese doing that to our language, what the fuck is the fucking crime in saying "It is Bingo" in Japanese?!
Next time I'm playing Bingo, I'm gonna scream in English "IT IS BINGO!!!!!" so that way it cancels out the fact I drop my voice and occasionally utter "Bingo-desu" in my best Edward Elric impersonation. I mean to tell y'all, I love motherfuckin sayin "Bingo-desu." He sounds like a douche for adding -desu to the end of an Engrish words and I sound like a douche for adding -desu onto an English word, now that's what I fucking call touka koukan.
Additionally another one to add to the "You might be an otaku if..." file :
You might be an otaku if you have a GREAT time while drinking but consume way too much and as you're puking your brains out shitfaced you think "Touka Koukan."
That is all.
